Archive for April, 2010

Torrential

I haven’t felt this cosy for a while.

Perhaps the recent heat spell has made it impossible to feel cosy, but the refreshing rain for these past two days is very much welcomed by me.

With the low growls from the thunders and soft hisses from the rain, I was just home to be with my loved ones.

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Sunday

Was home for a good part of Sunday, until evening when I headed to town for a dinner appointment.

A friend had referred her friend to me, cos he had wanted to write a book and needed to meet a few people to base his research on.

My initial reaction was “WHAT?! Writing horror, that’s why you thought of me is it?!

I was not told of the theory, cos it might tip the balance of my own opinion, and it was like a lengthy interview, which we didn’t manage to close.

Dinner was at Garibaldi, at Purvis Street. Yes, I love all things Italian, if you have yet to realise.

I didn’t expect such a nice restaurant is tucked away so brilliantly on this road.

The interior was pretty minimalistic, and was a little too rigid for my liking.

I really enjoyed when they served the bread that I had four servings of 2 pieces of bread with the balsamic vinegar and olive oil prior to the start of my dinner.

I don’t know what it was, but the bread was really heavenly.

I had ordered a carpaccio, which is pretty standard of the antipasti I always start my Italian meal with.

I would safely say it was one of the best I have ever tried, since they had used wagyu beef for the carpaccio, though I still miss the one I had at Bukit Timah some Mothers’ Day ago.

The serving was pretty generous, and honestly by the time I had finished my carpaccio and bread, I thought I was pretty full for my main, which was Canelloni -pasta stuffed with wagyu beef.

Maybe I was thinking something along the line of rivioli, but it turned out that it was nothing like rivioli.

I scoffed at the four tiny pieces of pasta, and overestimated myself. It was fabulous, and the taste was rich and the beef was tender, with the pasta cooked to the precision of how I like my pasta.

However, I didn’t expect it to be THAT filling that I ended up having to stop after finishing half of it.

Dessert was warm chocolate lava cake, which used to be so much of my favourite, until every place started to make it a staple on their menu, and the one I recently tried at 1929 after lunch with a friend of mine (*waves* and congrats once again *beams*) had surprisingly outshine all the others.

A pot of Earl Grey wasn’t drained to its very last drop before I had to bid a hasty goodbye.

The night ended at Iluma where I met up with the L4D2 gang for a short game of L4D2, just because a fix was much needed.

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It was an incredibly hot afternoon when I left the house for my driving.

I think my driving experience very much deserve a post on its own though the outcome of it is a picture of bleakness.

So, more on it next time!

As it was a pretty last minute lesson scheduled for me, I had a great reluctance to face the terrible weather.

Since I had a bit of grace after my lesson till my pole classes, I wandered around town to search for my macarons. I was sorely disappointed when I realise Canele is no longer in Raffles City.

I was ready to walk to my studio when I realised it was pouring out there, and suddenly the night seems so sparkly, with its reflections in the rain.

I spent the next 20 minutes looking for a decent brolly (Guardian, those you have are AWFUL!), quietly musing to myself what an auntie I had evolved to, before I stepped into the rain and spar with the rest of the colourful brollies out there.

It was a nice, calming walk.

Siren was having her lesson and oozing plenty of potential! Can’t wait till we could go practise together!

It was a packed Monday evening and though with so much buzz means we are more self conscious and having less time on the pole since everyone had to share, but somehow the casual banters and the gradual familiarity built over the months just made it such a comfortable, cosy night.

And we learnt one of the most painful moves to date, and now, I have a big patch of bruise the size of a tennis ball in my inner thigh.

It was so painful that instead of sliding gracefully, and safely onto the ground by the pole, I would rather just let go of the grip so I would just land on the ground on my head/back with a huge, loud thud.

And no one could bother (okay, at least ME) to look decently presentable and graceful on the pole.

It is still at its very ugly stage, simply because I tried it thrice and didn’t want to try it again.

First of all, ignore the 4 folds of flabs (oh gosh, even pigs only have 3 folds only!!).

So, as you can see, the only places we are using to hold on to the pole, are my right thigh, and right hip.

But something along the way went wrong, and my you-know-where sustained a bruise, on the right side of my pubic bone.

And to illustrate how painful it was.

Let’s take a look at this unglamourous picture:

And I remember vaguely looking like this when I was pushing Minibean out.

SO UGLY UNTIL LIKE GORILLA (in Minibean’s words).

Even my brows couldn’t defy gravity.

Someday, I will be graceful, and it will look like this:

Someday lah, maybe wait very long, but still, someday, you know?

Nonetheless, I had so much fun with Jiali in class that, I can’t wait for pole practise tomorrow night where the sadomasochist in me is going to enjoy more pain. Pain is good, it reminds us that we are alive.

Wanted to have dinner at Bakerzin at Millenia Walk, which by then I was too stoned, too tired and with too much trembles to even hold the chopsticks.

Woe is meeeeeeeeee when I realised they had closed, and settled for Vietnamese food instead.

I am not sure why but the pole-dancing lessons seem to have made me pile on a bit of weight.

But I am just glad with the gradual progress, however slow it is.

Can’t wait for next week when we will be at the 2nd anniversary party with plenty of hot, pole-dancing babes! And apparently world-class pole-dancer Suzie Q will be there too. Gasp. So hot.

***

I am not sure if it was the pole-dance class and the fabulous work out that prompted a great night of rest.

Unfortunately it wasn’t that great a start of the day. I was spending time with Minibean when the tirade from mum started again.

It frustrated me so much that I didn’t want to say anything anymore, but yet when I was having lunch, I could not stop tearing.. I am not angry, but it is just plenty of disappointment and I was just very saddened by it all.

Somehow, God always has a way.

I craved for my sweets badly throughout the day, for some sort of comfort.

I hope she sees the effort everyone has been putting in, and when Dad came home in the evening, I suggested a trip to the heartland mall, and off we went in the drizzly weather!

Minibean had a great time in the mall and had refused to let go of my finger throughout the evening.

I paid for all the groceries and rushed to Bakerzin to get my sweets. FINALLY, my macarons! Not as fantastic as the one from Canele, but good enough for me to get my fix of sugar and comfort.

We lugged back loads of shopping, and Minibean was a happy camper to go “gai gai”, whereas Mummy is just happy to spend time with the family and have a cosy night out.

The car came out into a torrential downpour, and yet I felt so cosy as we made conversations back to home, with Minibean asking…

Why is the thunder so noisy?

I asked her, “And why are you so noisy?!

Her reply?

Cos I am like a dog! Woof! Woof! Very noisy!

Yah, it doesn’t make sense, but all of us had became bitches cos of her. Tsk.

Rushed home, and we unpacked the shopping, rushed to close the windows, and it has been a long while since it feels cosy at home again.

I finished all the rice in the cooker and the dishes Mum cooked. SBB bought some western food for her and she had insisted I helped her with the chicken chop and fries. I had some chicken wings, a chocolate croissant, polished off the macarons as comfort food, and on top of that, a pack of carrot cake.

You tell me, how to not gain weight like that?!

You know, I actually am thinking of right now?

Orange juice with frosties.

Maybe, the vinegar and salted chips, as I am tucked safely in bed on a wet night like this, nursing my bruises and curled underneath the duvet with Love Actually.

iLike iGeek

Remember eons ago I had wanted to put a “Like” button but it failed to work?

I asked for quite a bit of help, and no one seemed to be able to figure out what’s wrong.

And being the total programming idiot, of course my airhead couldn’t find out what’s wrong either. It wasn’t that I was desperately wanting that plug-in, but it is like an unsolved puzzle at the back of my head and I just find it like.. you know, unresolved?

So, anyway.

After sorting my site out with Glenn’s help (and I have not credited the talented Mr Eddie for his help with my banner), I decided to try my luck with the plugin again.

Of cos, as usual, with me, it is another failure to launch. And then I decided to read on FAQs that speak alien languages.

Things is CHMOD, jQuery, blarblarblar, and honestly, what the fuck are those things?

Somehow, I managed to follow the instructions to troubleshoot.

Sense of satisfaction? Priceless. Results? NOTHING!!!!!!!

But somehow, I managed to anyhowly click, to find myself at my error log page (don’t you find my geek talk so sexy now?!), made some sense of it, and then with the little knowledge I gotten from the previous instructions-following, tried to tweak a little on my CHMOD (oh gosh, tell me you are creaming on this geek-fuelled speech), and I actually freaking solved the long-bugging issue which my awesomely handsome, smart, computing degree-clad geek friends didn’t manage to solve!

I awe myself I tell you.

I know how this could be just so easy for ANYONE, and maybe because it is such a simple glitch thus no one gave much thoughts, but you know how miraculous it is for me to figure just ONE thing out or not?! Giggles. Happy like birdie now. The sense of achievement is more than what doing a split was to me last time, and I did take a longer time to solve this compare to doing a split!

It feels like I have uhm… successfully pull of a bypass operation with me as the surgeon without going to medical school! Okay, fine, maybe more like, uh, successfully diagnosing say, meningitis and brilliantly treating it (even if it is by sheer chance).

See, I should have known that I could never depend on the guys for them to work my button! Despite being a total tech-idiot and an absolute noob, I ACTUALLY COULD DO THINGS TO THE BUTTON THEY COULDN’T DO!

I should have known that I could rely on them for everything techie, well, except to know what I wanna do with my button.

I feel like stripping myself now cos I find that SO HOT.

Which means for all those people I had asked to work my button for me… yes all 10 of you, your hotness factor would have became 10 folds to me, which honestly would be enough for me to strip you (hahaha, not that I think you would want me to).

Tough luck there.

*Flips hair and gives a diva wave of dismissal*

And yes, because I am so fabulously lucky adventurous smart, you guys can now play with my button abundantly… down south.

Yes, just below here, nowhere else.

Thank you, Glenn

I just want to say a big thank you to Glenn, who relentlessly helped me out when I messed up my site BIG time.

So now, my feeds are working fine, my wordpress is upgraded, and the permalinks are finally working fine!

So now I have my blog mojo back. *Beams*

And now, Minibean is onto the twitter wagon because she is spewing so much gems that I want to record every bit of it, so that one day I can blackmail her next time.

Or whenever I am feeling a tad weathered, I can just reminisce what she said to feel all warm and fuzzy again.

You can follow her here: www.twitter.com/minibeanism

GROWLS

Pretty pissed off with my site.

Until I can sort out the broken links (which is stupid cos I did something to my permalinks and then everything just fell apart from there), I seriously am in no mood to blog, however much thoughts I have in me.

My feeds are not working, and everything is just bleargh.

RRROOOOOOARRRRR

I have no idea why, even though it is not quite essential for me to carry on blogging, but it is just like the mood is not set right.. like sometimes you wanna have some actions, and even if the room is nicely air-conditioned, sheets are cosy and smooth, chap is hot and ahem, massive, but just because it is white, fluorescent light, you feel an instantaneous turn-off?

Okay, nevermind. That was damn random anyway.

DOUBLE ROARRRRR!

ARGH. ARGH. ARGH. I wish I am more computer-literate (or rather, programming literate) to sort all of these by myself and not always ahem, begging for help. Laughs.

Oh.

Remind me to write about… “The one who got away“. It should be pretty interesting.

I had pretty fabulous weekend, and by straying a little from the usual course of weekend, this new-found control, had been pretty empowering. But, that’s just on a personal level.

What else?

I am bleeding. So yes, stay away, I might fucking bite.

TRIPLE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAARRRR!

In fact, I nearly knocked down someone today, though it had nothing to do with the hormones, but more of the usual, well, you know, giggles, clumsiness?

But anyway, the gloom of the tragedies happening once too often in 2010 is rubbing their effects off me a little, and my mouse is now threatening to end its life temporarily with its battery dwindling.

AARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

So, I guess this is really not the time for me to write.

So, no pictures of Minibean which I took plenty today.

No nothing.

Okay, rant finish. Feels better already.

*Twiddles fingers*

*Whimpers*

Bye.

Heat

The weather is almost unbearable. I fell asleep in the early evening, and despite having the air-conditioned on, I was perspiring when I woke up.

I think my resolution of sleeping early and waking early has came to a nought after more than a week of persistent after I had stayed up tonight to finish some stuff (note to self: Please file income tax), and before I knew it, it is now half past 6.

The heat is making me quite tired and sleepy most of the day, but I managed to got off bed to have an early start this morning, and had some home-cooked goodness before bidding the little one goodbye.

She was like “Why do you have to work so much?” (which is hardly true these days hahaha!), and “Can you pleaseeeeeee don’t go?

My heart melted and I swear it wasn’t because of the heat.

My patience on the road is running low, due to the deadly combination of heat and hormones.

And I had this weird, sudden obsessive compulsion to want to iron all my clothes.

But of cos, before I could finish ALL, I surrender my efforts and made do with some of the dresses.

And yes, I am just bias, and I ended up just ironing my favourite pieces from Victoria’s Secrets, ASOS, Foggiare and a new but extremely promising blogshop – Zepherra (more on the background of it soon!). You probably can’t see from the picture, but I have had 3 layers of dresses beneath these dresses.

I have a handful I have never, ever worn, YET!

But there will be plenty of occasions to wear in coming weeks, and I can’t wait.

I am invited to a gathering and I have no idea what came over me but I have brewed a sudden shyness to meet the people I used to be so familiar with, though with some, ahem, too familiar.

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Despite the heat, I lugged a dive bag with a pair of fins out into the warm night, and I didn’t succumb to a cab! I deserve such a pat on the shoulder.

ADEX is now on at Suntec City, and I am just so tempted to head down after digging out the stuff that brought back so much memories, and I believe my back is now strong enough to brave the underwater.

Counting down to two weeks. And in 2 weeks’ time, it should be busy, busy, busy.

I just hope that after a few hours of sleep, which I should get NOW, the day wouldn’t be as stifling. It is a Friday, it should be cool and liberating!

Amazing Grace

Was just listening to this cute, plump Taiwanese boy singing Amazing Grace and had the goosebumps.

I had judged my Wednesday too soon when I woke up to a manja kiddo who had not only peed on my bed and comforter, but had also refused to let me head out of the house.

It was much better than the little scare I had in the middle of the night when a pained whimper was heard, cos she was crushed on (perils of sharing your bed with your child, though thankfully she is no longer a tiny baby!). Woops.

And oh, who can forget the random kicks in the face?

When I had braved 2 bottle-necks on the expressway, a mis-turn and some big-ass truck doing some construction work on a one-way street, I thought my ordeal was over when I reached in time, though I had tripped on the kerb the moment I got off the car.

I thought to myself, this certainly doesn’t look like my day.

Then, I realised I was left stranded without my phone (which means I couldn’t contact anyone to come to my rescue), which further illustrated my point.

Tsk.

But things got much better.

Retail therapy during lunch time, and breaking the shopping ban. Come to think of it, it was the first time I bought clothes for 2010, and I feel I deserve a pat on the back.

I told Cheyenne that showing me shopping sites is like showing a rapist.. uhm, well, porn. You get the drift.

She then decided to bring me to the “whorehouse” which translates to physical shopping, and I succumbed to the great, great sin.

The guilt still plagues me.

My virgin KOI bubble tea sweetened the day… and apparently nowadays people keep mistaken me to be a student. Cough.

By the time I got on a cab, the driver with the immaculate mandarin asked if I was a dancer. I giggled at the irony of it, knowing how clumsy I really am.

He also asked if I am local, and commented on my mandarin.

I praised his perfect mandarin which brought a sense of familiarity. I realised why. He was a voice-over in the many SBC-shows I grew up with, since the days of The Awakening.

He told me to keep the mandarin going, and keep the perseverance for my dance classes going.

Somehow, the easy conversation was non-intrusive, and the cab driver did show lotsa depths, unlike the many blabbering cab drivers out there. It actually made me smile when I got off the cab.

A night of intensive pole, which saw myself losing some sort of inhabitation, and trying to shake loose the awkwardness to be around people.

Jiali and I had an awesome time dancing to others’ choreographed dance, and maybe someday, our comedic pole dance might take off and open a whole new frontier.

Supper was fulfilling, especially after everyone had declared her wish to go on a diet, we ordered a table-ful of awesome, delightful food… and what a way to wrap the night.

I ended up prolonging my night at Balestier, which is rare these days, since I would be in bed by midnight. It was all for a good cause… and who knows what this may bring :)

All things happen for a reason, I believe.

I got home with some little packages waiting for me, and a nice little surprise of a beautiful dress came in the mail. LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. I can’t wait to write about it.

Thank you, you know who you are :)

I ended up digging through the night to look for some stuff I had been searching for, and I actually managed to locate every item I was looking for, no matter how deep they were buried in the recesses of the storeroom.

My only headache now is that this presskit that was sent to me today………… MINIBEAN HAD HIJACKED THE CONTENT!!!!!

I shall go catch my forty winks so I can effectively sniff out where she had abducted my press kit, and I could finish what I set out to do tomorrow.

But…. there could be yet another thing that could happen, that will make my Wednesday a perfect out, and I shall hold out for another 20 minutes just to see if it happens ;)

I thought this would be one of those short posts, but somehow I really wanna say thank you, to many of you I have yet to say to, or find it too awkward to say to.

Really, thank you.

Maybe the hormones is making all emo-lly sappy.

But I really feel my heart is filled to the brim.

Thanks for bringing the laughs, and smiles back into my life. And even if you may not be around much, or anymore, you do play a very important part too.

Woopsy

I did something stupid when I tried to import the rest of my blogspot posts over, and I don’t know what is the “something stupid” but as you can see clicking on any links on my blog is essentially dead with an error message and I am just too clueless to remedy it.

What can I say?

I am stooooooooooppppiiitttttt :(

There is still good news though, ALL the old posts from my joewei.blogspot days (oh gosh, please don’t remind me. As much as they were embarrassing, they are still part of me which I refuse to let go) are now sitting snugly in my wordpress dashboard, and yes, now I have almost 2000 posts in my dashboard.

Problem is, hahaha, my site is so screwed so no one can read through them. Bleah.

Hellllooooooooo worlddddd

Okay, this is totally strange. For the past few times I have been on some sort of sugar high. I am not sure what, but it is enough for me to sprout nonsense relentlessly, and had this abundant energy… until… when it is 11pm, and my body will automatically go into snooze mode and the motion is set for me to sleep early, and wake up at 9am every morning.

Wah, super healthy lifestyle huh.

And the camel in me who never likes to drink water? I have been faithfully drinking 8 glasses of plain water (not even sugared drinks, mind ya!) every day. Starting with 2 glasses when I wake up.

And home-cooked goodnesss for a week?

Pretty awesome, I must say.

It is a peaceful day at home, and with the peace offering that cost me a couple of limbs (short of me pimping myself), it has been a great day.

And you know what is even better?

My damn site is finally up and I can do my backup!!

Just when I have so much words to say and so much things to blog over the past few days, bam, it went down and tsk, now I don’t know where to begin again.

Oh well.

It is good to breathe in here again.

Slowly, but surely.

Time to move on.

And maybe a new layout and a new (more reliable) host soon.