Valuable Life’s Lesson Numero Due:

Do not, I repeat… DO NOT give your wordpress password and login name to someone who can work uh…. magic on your paypal account -cough cough sniff sniff- to “work on your site”.

It is a nice offer I know, I mean, HEY! It is fabulously free, and a bit of maintenance is needed here and there especially the owner has ZERO creativity level to deal with her own site. It is like if people give me free botox, I won’t refuse, right?

But not when you load your page and then you thought Halloween came 2 days too late.

(And a follow up phone call came quick with the designer sniggering in the background)

KUA TIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Then I wonder why got bollywood style coconut tree next to it.

And he had the audacity to go on, in between stifled laughs, and explained his creative directions.

Some people really thought is okay, or is it just me finding myself looking like a hantu that hilarious?

And I was told that was not his original intention, and he had really wanted to make it arty.

Seriously.

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Updated:

Designer said “BUT IT LOOKS SO CYPRUS!”

Huh? What the fuck is CYPRUS?

I mean, I know WHAT IS CYPRUS, but what does it got to do with the banner?!

(Is there a link between Cyprus and Coconut trees?)

He gave up explaining because no one could get what he was trying to say and his response was “Go and die”.

Let’s hope I can figure out soon.

Oh.

He meant Cyprus Hill. Some group apparently. And it was this where he drew inspiration from:

Duh!

Literally is I “go and die” and will find out.

And I was right to say it was Halloween-inspired.

VLL v2.1: It is Cypress Hill. -_-”