While randomly talking about my penis envy, and how I would want to have a kukujiao so I can be some scrawny, emo-looking Japanese/Korean dude to get myself into the industry of male-whoring hostessing.

I mean, those people probably earn my entire year’s salary in a night!

And because you have a kukujiao, you can be forgiven for all the shit things you do, because that is your get-out-of-jail card to be an asshole.

Life is unfair, as it always is. Sulks.

Like, sulks really baaaaaaaaaaaadddly.

The urge came just as I was talking about it, and I needed to dash to the toilet to pee halfway through the conversation.

I lamented, “Sigh, if only I have a kukujiao, then I can stand, no need to do a half-squat (and risk a potential hamstring pull or something)”

Then I was told, in Japan, there is a slot, just for female.

But but but, can you imagine every potpot going into the same slot? Fine, so I was educated got some personalised pouchy, but still!

Then I reflected still need to pull down panties, kkj can just whip out!

I was then told it isn’t quite true.

My curiosity then questioned, “Not just pull down the front or from the sides or from the little cagey in the boxers meh?”

Then I was told. The REAL insights. The things I don’t see.

So apparently, there are many guys, in the public washrooms, who like to unbelt, unbutton, unzip, and then pants down to knee, underwear down to knee, and ass cheek smiling to the world………… to pee.

I was honestly flabbergasted to find out, and feel how it is just so.. ridiculous?!

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY?!

NECESSARY OR NOT?

Imagine those strip to ankle ones, their pants will touch the ground, eeeee yeeeeerrrr.

And apparently, a large number of guys do that! Mostly are yuppies, young or middle-aged…. those any other him you see on the road, or you might even flirt a little with in the clubs.

My fantasy was just dashed by the conversation.

I mean, why you need to expose your butt cheeks to the world?! Can someone enlighten me?! And after dating guys for years, and sometimes watching them pee, I thought I know everything about your species!

Maybe I really need a kkj to see why must show butt cheeks when peeing.

I am very riled up, really!

And since there are many people out there who does it, may I throw this question to the guys, “WHY AH? CAN YOU ENLIGHTEN ME?” I need some answers for closure.

I thought I know men, but I am so disappointed with myself for having no answers for this.

It was suggested to me to install a webcam so I can observe how men pee cos it is very entertaining. Giggles. I feel like a pervert now. But having men as lab rats… nice!

And why ah? Need to support arm on the wall because the thing too big?!

As I was educated by this, which the man in the convo can’t provide me with any answers, he told me of this incident just last week.

So Mr WIP was peeing at the urinal and an Indian chap walked in, and in his peripheral vision, and saw a damn bloody long black floppy thing.

He was wondering how can be so long one, so he finally couldn’t resist the temptation to turn to look.

Then he realised it was just the belt of the same colour, that angle, the length, and hangs there like a bendy dick.

I laughed at him and say that he is a cock-starer, that’s why he says cannot name him.

Okay.

I need answers!!