Just a conversation the other day with my colleagues the other day about my shyness with tampons prompted her reply, “Tampon is the best invention for female besides push up bra.”
I laughed, and then cupped my non-existent boobies and said, “Sian, nothing to push up anymore.”
One of them then related this incident of her trying on a dress and the very helpful sales person started raining praises on her, “Wah! Very nice on you! It looks really good! You wear with push up bra will look very, very good!”
My colleague looked at her from the corner of her eyes and gave her a polite smile, thinking to herself, “I am already wearing a push up bra!!! Okay, this dress is really not for me.”
I started preaching about the downside of breastfeeding – You lose your pre-pregnancy boobs, and they gasped at the horror, saying how it is a disincentive to be giving birth.
I am not joking. I was skinny before, I was flat before, BUT, that didn’t stop me from wearing deep-V clothes and all. Push up bras could give me the effect that my little peaches had received comments like, “Are they real?!”
Hurhur, fooled you guys, didn’t they?
Of course, with pregnancy setting in, they ballooned and I had problem walking down the stairs without them bouncing about and giving me too much pain to handle.
And then with childbirth, they were juicy and ripe – literally, with the milk constantly spilling over and wetting my clothes.
If you don’t know anything about lactation, they shoot out, exactly like those supersoaker water guns. Projectile, baybeh.
And then, came the horror when breastfeeding stops.
Can you imagine they deflated to the point of no return, possibly dropping a cup size from your pre-pregnancy boobies?
Woe is me. Sibei sad.
Of course, there are some of you who will never understand. Haha.
I keep no secret of how I wanna gain back somewhat of my past nehs, and am considering surgery. I mean, looks damn nice, wear clothes also more proportionate.
And because of my desire, I actually had an offer to be sponsored for it before.
But I very coward.
And after I see this, I really very tempted to go get them zhng-ed! But don’t know zhng already can still dive or not.
I mean, what you don’t like, fix it, right?
I know guys who say they don’t care about boobs size, blarblarblar, but I touch my boobs more than them, so of course is for myself what!
Everyone says natural is the best, is bullshit lor, people don’t really care about the difference.
All the people I know do already I keep thinking they are hotter than before and I didn’t think less of them just because of what they did.
But I scared I will be bored with them if I get them done (though I don’t know if anyone would be bored with bigger nehs), and then must take out or something.
Hmm.. very tempted. Cos I know how it feels like to burst out of a tight outfit… (see lah, that time bigger nehs make me realise what I am missing out), and seeing some sort of curves and it feels incredibly sexy lah.
How ah?
Maybe since sedated, “by the way” do other modification or something. Hehehe.
Say only lah, not say got any money to do so. Somemore with the kind of money… going diving/travelling seems more worth it.
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I don’t know my back will recover in time for August dive trip or not. -Sulks-
But.. but I heard that silicon are non-biodegradeble leh! my last time teacher say no good for environment.
.. heh :p
So are pads and nappies!
It would go either in the grave/cremated together… so it should be okay right? heh.
i share your woe sistaaaaaaaa!
i think i shall never have kids.
Hello.. big is not always better ok?
jenn: that’s what my colleagues say after hearing the horror stories but u can feeeeeellllll me right, sista? then so, please explain to the one below your why big is not always better but i never say i want big big big one, but bigger lah. like become average. hahaha
potty: u dun understand. hahaha!
Big also got problem
1. Try running after a bus.. Bouncing like no one business and the motion up down hurts
2. Try getting clothes of the correct size, esp those shirt and you will find alot does not fit. Even if heng heng fits, there will be a big gap between the buttons where your breast is, forever showing off the bra inside (tried sewing tic tac buttons but if do a bit of stretching will pop open)
3. Buying bras in sg is a hassle. Cannot find correct fitting size. Worse case scenario, you finally found one brand that fits you only to realise they decided to discontinue making it because demand not high.
4. Will slouch because heavy..
5. Pre and during menses, it is super heavy and it hurts (like carrying rocks)
my size is not big but still slightly bigger than average … I have friends who are really big and they worry about sagging..
There was a guy who once told me, “a handful is more than enough” and I tend to agree. I mean the hands are only this big and can grab only this much, what is the use of having extreme sizes.
1. try running after a bus, with your push up bra. you will feel your breasts bouncing in the cups when the bra isn’t moving really.
2. try getting clothes of the correct size, esp those shirts and you will find that you look just like a guy. even if it fits, you will see a gap between your busts and your bra when u slouch.
3. buying bras in sg is a hassle. cos normal boob size is prob B and when ur boobies are A its not that easy to find one that matches nicely.
4. will see your toes clearly when u stand straight up and look down.
5. pre and during menses, it is the only time it feels like nice nice normal size but it freaking hurts. FML
ok thanks bye.
U said it all for me, jenn.
I wear a shirt and looks like a men’s shirt on me.
and i see my tummy when i stand up right and look down. wahahahahaha.
lib: i dun want big!! i just want normal… like it was before breastfeeding. my normal should be smaller than your bigger than average, u know? haha
and the guy who told u a handful is more than enough… mine is definitely more than a handful because the hand is flat on my chest with bones, ribs and all…
I think either too big or small also got problems…
There was once I saw a Taiwan variety show where a acupuncturist cum massuer massaged xiao S’s back in the show and there was a difference in the size! I wonder if acupuncture helps.
if it helps we would have heard lots about it.. or maybe just some of them got the “skills” lah.
lib: i watched that toooOOOO!!!!!! i need to hunt down that acupuncturist.
u constantly flying can hunt lor, can invite him to sg? hahaha
Haha I like what u wrote BECAUSE I FEEL U WOMAN!!!!
It’s painful la, so u need to be the kind who can take physical pain. But for me, the process, though tedious, was worth it. I had a fast recovery also. The swelling has gone down already.
But ask urself if u really need and want it la… That’s my advice. And coming from someone who has done plastic surgery, I’d still say that natural beauty is the best.
I know it is painful, once i couldn’t walk cos of the milk ducts stuck and it was hard and swollen… but okay, I went thru labour without epidural, hopefully that means I can cope with pain.
You very brave lah, I also want! But I don’t want permanent one. Will update you about how it goes
Hmmm and just curious, why do you still say natural beauty is the best? if it is too private, can always email me. but people like me, natural can never be beauty hahaha.
people think i want to be pamela anderson but noooo lor… those who have nehs will never understand the pain of flatness hahaha! i just want to be fuller and average!
truth is, people don’t really care what it is, they still think celebrities out there and you are hot! then there will be people who say “not natural beauty” but i bet they wish they could have gone thru with it … if they can have the courage to do so lah.