Seriously.
Like, uhm.
While doing some planning for the trip…
“hmm sounds good, if we have time i want to see the louve and the lavicant (the angel and demonds thing)”
In which I replied…
“Uhm, I think the louvre is in Paris…. and what is lavicant?!”
“You know, the Roman Catholic thingy?”
“Er, did you mean the Vatican?”
“Yea.” “Oops”

Remember to visit the Kolo mee-siam, the lao-niang tower of pizza, and the Tranny Fountain!
Hahahaha, i think i can start writing my own travel guide.
Tinggg see pyramids take photo for me okkkk?
uhm, okay! it is right next to merlion right?
No lah. The one you’re thinking about is Touch Mahowl.
Have a safe and happy trip to you and your travelling partner!
Gasp, u wanna touch myhump?
yah i certainly hope it will be safe and happy.