Office geek just found me on messenger and messaged me.

Gasp. Hiccup.

OG [1:26 PM]: harlow

Aunty [1:26 PM]: Hi…

OG [1:27 PM]: yesterday i cant recognize you , cos i’m stunned that you’re pretty

Aunty [1:29 PM]: oh hi, that was you. I didn’t know your name

OG [1:30 PM]: oh ya , this is my name , does it sound nice ?

Aunty [1:30 PM]: yah, much better than my gender-confusing one

OG [1:31 PM]: =/

 maybe u can get ay english name

 how about i think abt one for u ?

Aunty [1:33 PM]: haha i wonder what u can come up with

OG [1:33 PM]: hmmmm … let me brain storm a bit

 emmmm … i’ll let u know laterZ

 i’ll find one cute cute sweet nameZ

Aunty [1:34 PM]: ………… cute doesnt suit me!

OG [1:36 PM]: ……..
 
 sweet ?

Aunty [1:36 PM]: er…also doesnt..

OG [1:37 PM]: ……………. why wor

Cough. Giggles.

I was having a meeting at Petronas tower when he messaged me. I tried hard not to burst out giggling wor.

And when I didn’t reply, he typed: ”I almost wanted to ask if you got a bf”

I very shy wor. So I never replyZ.

When I didn’t.

He followed up again with “i almost wanted to ask if you got a bf , see if i have any hope anot “Seriously baby, you have no idea what you are getting into. WorZ.