The weekend was one where I could almost bite off anyone’s head.

Especially that of men.

I tell you ah! Don’t know they are all the same, or just all the same, the more I talk about them, the more disdain.. no, sorry, cold and indifferent(woohoo, this is more potent than anything else) I feel about them.

You know what is the funniest thing? They like to say, “XXX and YYY so shouldn’t have done that, they are just blarblarblar and a guy should never -insert righteous principles here-”.

No matter how nice, how decent, how sensitive they are to your, or your friends’ feelings, they will ALL end up doing the SAME THING!

But NOoooooooooOOOooOO, they will say, “NO! Different! Don’t compare me with them! Why are you talking about them! I am not them!!”

But the gist of it all boils down to the same elements. You men just think all of us women are idiots, fools, or simply imbecile.

Eh, uncles and pigheads, get this into your peabrains, we fakeeeee stupid so you can feel better about yourselves, not because you can do all those things and get away scot-free hor.

Don’t play around with words and think we stupid stupid like that bimbo you bruffed hor, and think we cannot read between the lies hor.

Don’t think anyhowly say some sweet things ah, then you think the whole world gonna think better of you, or even better, we stupid stupid(sometimes ah, we just give chance, not because we really stupid, but cos we believe in the good of human beings, we women are great in that sense, I tell you!) ignore all the mistakes, and then the halos to your wholesome holy images will be switched on again.

Then hor, you think by distraction, by not explaining(cos all the lies busted liao mah!), you think everything would just go away, cos…… by some pure magic, you think that will make you innocent and helpless in front of mad, crazed women like us. Then then then, it gives you perfect excuse to say how wronged you are but you just don’t want to explain yourselves.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!

Bite you ah!

Then then then, the worst ah, is those who say they won’t do ah, then ah, crucify those bad boys and say they shouldn’t shouldn’t whatever, end up doing the sam

You you you you you! Sama!!!

Then ah, twist twist twist your words, machiam sound so sincere and romantic, but who you trying to play? Me or Casanova?

Sometimes ah, it is not what you do you know? You think we all women cannot take it, cos the truth is you all cannot accept yourselves, and you guys cannot take it that you are as bad as the others you condemned, then you all twist twist twist, but what we angry with is that you take all of us as suckers(literally and figuratively), and think that we have no idea!

We got very clear idea you know! Without contact lens and hindsight, still 20/20 you know!

Don’t rouse the cynic in me you know, cos I bite you ah!

And then, maybe you think that’s a mad woman talking right?

Then, when the coldness comes, don’t say we are cold-hearted bitches, simply because we stop believing.

Go find those shallow shallow ones with holes one la! Give you one time(or many times) good good, and believe whatever shit you say, and never question you, who will give and take unconditionally.

Give you herpes and take your money. This kind you all like right?

Go go go!

You men ah! Got hair no hair all the same!

Small dick big dick all the same!

Bad boys good boys all the same!

Angry like a potato.

Pfft.

And yes, I am bleeding today.

And no, it doesn’t make me feel any better.

Fucking stay away.