I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL…

But I am just one of the many many.

*Sneer*

Tsk tsk.

Some days ago, on a late Wednesday night, *cough cough* someone told me he was planning for a hush hush trip to Singapore.

So hush hush that I was the only one who knew about it.

Then huh, he told me a little birdie had informed Mr Miyagi and Mr Brown about it.

Then huh, it was only right he let his ‘wife’, Xiaxue, to know about it.

We then secretly planned to give Finicky Feline a surprise, with me asking her out on a Saturday night, and saying that I would bring a friend along.

We did a calculation, and thought it would be a rather private and small gathering, perhaps over a meal or something.

Then, the plan didn’t go well cos the 2 old fogeys wise and high-up-theres had invited someone to Hideout, and Finicky Feline had wanted to meet up with Tetanus and Mandrake at Wala Wala.

Uh-oh.

Clash.

I then phoned up the babe, and suggested Hideout instead.

She sensed something was amiss, and trapped my words.

Bleah. Cat out of the bag.

And I was a blardy lousy liar, cos I thought someone had told her about it already.

Well done.

So, Hideout, it would be, and the babe could hardly contain her excitement.

Tetanus and Mandrake then pulled out.

It was only Miyagi and Kenny when we got there.

Coincidentally, Mail Order Bride was there too, and thus, my virgin meeting with her.

MrBrown made his grand entrance that drive the butterflies in my tummy to a frenzy.

I shall not mention how I was having the usual social jitters that I ended up hiding in the washroom.

And how I giggled and avoided eye-contact with Miyagi and MrBrown. Oh, I almost forgot about the star of the night.

Star-struck with the 2 senior ones, you see.

Then, the ‘wife‘ made her grand entrance, with 2 concubines in the form of Yunyi and Shuyin, in tow.

Great.

All 3 were then present.

The wife, the mistress, and the date, in his words.

It is no surprise that it was a night filled with catfights.

NOT.

All were rather willing to share.

Then, Sandralicious, TriplePeriod, Ruok, Daniel, MakanGuru, Airhole turned up at Hideout after their earlier plans at Wala wala.

Janice joined us for supper after much psycho-ing, but missed seeing Kenny Sia who had left in the midst of supper to join Xiaxue, Yunyi and Shuyin for KTV. *seething with jealousy*

Wow, so many people.

I scared.

Eventless after supper, with the older generation heading for home, Janice was then eager to meet the star of the night.

Like some kind of Kuching-imported animal up for display in zoo like that.

So, we joined the quartet for KTV.

So, we just ended KTV at 6am.

So, the mistress and the wife shared a cab back to the west together.

So, I am blardy tired now.

So, there are so many pictures accumulated in countless cameras.

I shall not mention how I didn’t even manage to take one picture with my camera cos the battery went flat(I was at Joanne’s birthday party) when I whipped it out for my 1st picture of the night.

The audacity of the stupid camera!

With more than half of the night gone, I was digging for my phone when I found the extra battery pack in my bag.

I had thought, and was very sure I had forgotten to bring it out.

Apparently, I can never be sure when I say I am sure.

Bleah.

Many, many pictures.

I think all of us were journalist material with a nose for scandals.

We were pretty sly when we took pictures from scandalous angles, and of provocative coincidences, that would surely tease the minds of those who read us.

Tsk tsk.

Now, don’t we all know how paparazzi works?

Just wait. *rubs hands in glee*

The dangerous thing is, there are tons of awful pictures of me in the hands of the others, and I am easily succumbed to blackmails of all sorts.

Likewise, for others.

Hurhurhur. This circle is becoming not-so-safe.

Oh well.

And!

We didn’t throw ourselves all over him.

He was the one bugging all of us to take pictures with him.

Alright, fine. We did very much want to take pictures with him also.

I mean, it’s like, if they bring in the Panda from China for 2 days, you would grab the chance to take picture with it if it’s right beside you right?

Erm, not very good analogy there.

Night, I think I am typing gibberish from the severe lack of rest.

Still meeting up with the Kuching boy later.

One last thing I want to lament.

I am so not special.

*SULKS*

Muahaha.

So Kenny, are we nice to you, or what?