HUMPTY-DUMPTY
FREAK.
I just skidded on a rag, and fell onto the floor on my knees and elbows, twisting my right wrist in the process.
CLUMSY.
I decided not to blog tonight.
Cos I can’t blog what I really feel like blogging, and that makes me feel a tad constipated.
Truth hurts?
Yah, they blardy do.
Plus, my lungs are threatening to eject out of my system too.
Why huh? How many times have I had sore throat and relentless cough just this year alone?
Something is wrong with me.
Yah. That gotta be it.
My boobs are swelling.
My back is aching.
My cravings are setting in.
Hurhurhur.
PMS alert.
That’s 2 short posts(pretty cryptic ones too) from me at one go.
Wow. The cow is going to bark or is the dog going to meow?
Anyway, caught Mr and Mrs Smith on Wednesday.
It’s a freaking sensual movie that everyone should watch.
Freak. No.
Those who are sexually deprived of affections should NOT watch.
It’s almost like soft porn.
No, nothing explicit in the movie.
But when Mr Pitt and Miss Jolie appeared on screen together, everything sizzles and you get wet… water droplets on the forehead from the onscreen chemistry.
That’s how strong the charisma the duo eludes.
A definite must-watch, just to see how magnetic they both are.
They belong together.
Someone even mentioned they should get married, before I reminded her Brad is still Mr Aniston.
She responded with a gasp and commented it’s easy to oversee that fact when you see him and Miss Jolie together.
HOT.
I even fancy Brad cos Angelina Jolie brought out the best of him in this show.
Anyway, it’s not that I want to shag Brad Pitt(oh sorry girls, I just don’t see why. I am a Bloom-er), thus the above picture. But, it’s more of I wish I am Angelina Jolie.
Freaking sexy.
I want her looks, her body, her legs. Her compassion for the less fortunate.
How can any guy NOT fall for her?
I would anytime.
And, I am a female.
I would turn lesbian anytime.
For her, only.
Credits: Kenny for the fulfilling my I-wanna-be-Angelina-Jolie fantasy.
Nice post!…I’d fall for Jolie anytime too!
I hope u feel better now. I guess u and i belong to the clumsy clan.
Hail the Doofus Queen!
I also always say that I would turn les for Angelina.
I’m watching it tomorrow night! Yay!
‘Plus, my lungs are threatening to eject out of my system too.
Why huh? How many times have I had sore throat and relentless cough just this year alone?
Something is wrong with me.
Yah. That gotta be it.
My boobs are swelling.
My back is aching’
Maybe u’re just maturing [getting old
]
imranx: who wouldn’t man?
kelly: yahhhhhh feeling better now.. cant remember when was the last time I fell on all 4s.
jan: all hail the doofus princess.
ff: When can I be like her man…
Tell me if you like it
@l: I think i already stated the reason, I am having PMS. haha.
Wow Ting! Look at you! You’ve got such a great bod! Can I have your number?
If Brad wouldn’t mind, that is.
intially i thought that is ur body
Brad Pitt is no longer married to Aniston whaaat. She served him his divorce papers already. keep up leh.
btw, great photoshop! and you are one beautiful girl. in spite of u saying that you look fat, etc, in your previous posts, i think you look hot.
Ciao, bella!
Hi, I’m ur regular reader, from clues i’ve picked up along the way, i was wondering if u stayed around Blk 325 Jurong East St 31?
Hmm! Angelina Jolie was at one time a bi-sexual. So you definately stand a chance. Sss…;p
Anonymous to BLUR Anonymous.
Check her other comments in another post.She already said she stays at Parc Oasis.
Ting, no worries. I’m NOT a stalker.Just that i take the overhead bridge home too. (yes,we are neighbours)
kenny sia: Thanks to my cosmetic surgeon. he’s good. i think his name is kenny sia or something, i think he can make you into brad pitt, and then, brad surely wouldn’t mind.
edmund: YOU DREAM ON. I DREAM ON.
anonymous: Yah, but still not officially divorced yet, so the legal ties still there.
by the way, the pic is angelina jolie’s body, not mine, so mines not hot! wahaha
great photoshop courtesy of kenny sia.
anonymous: stay around there, but not there
snake: Yah, but then now my competition is brad pitt, what do you think?
me to the one calling others blur anonymous: hahaha really.. tell me you are not the one who stalked me home the other day
What competition? If you get A.J, you get the other, Brad Pitt, for free mah. Sss…;p
you are so cute one, Ting. such a sense of humour. eh, btw i know that the pix is not your bod, i was talking abt your other photos. Hot mah. don’t need to be so modest le
PS: i was the ’1st anonymous’ forgot to put my name down. my bad.
PPS: i don’t know if you like to read tabloids (i sure as heck do. haha)- there is this great site http://www.trent.blogspot.com by this gay guy in the US that dishes out celeb photos and gossip. he updates daily. he’s HILARIOUS and he totally rocks!
OMG!!
I wanna be Charlene Choi from TWINS! Can?!!